Author: joewintergreen

as unity slowly vanishes, and unreal continues to breed unease in pursuit of the least sound impulses of tim sweeney, i sort of think valve could nigh-effortlessly clean up here and make the world a somewhat better place.

I want it to be worthwhile – if you have a decent pitch already that you’ve been being turned down by all the usual people for because it’s 2024 – to throw it up on kickstarter or whatever else as a last ditch “give us money and maybe this can happen, otherwise it won’t”

Hi I’m Joe and here’s what I’d do if someone at Valve put a gun to my head and told me to add a new type of Special Infected to the video game Left 4 Dead

for instance, when we wanted frozen yoghurt, which is delicious, mum thought it was too expensive. but. what if i were to purchase regular yoghurt and freeze it at home? delightfully devilish, mother (this makes an inedible brick)

@blazehedgehog asked: You touched Valve’s 25th Anniversary update for Half-Life yet? Does it meet your standards? My standards for Half-Life 1 Anniversary Updates are “absolutely nothing for 24 years” so yeah I’m blown away! They’ve been making the occasional obscure fix for years – a lot was broken, but a surprising amount was added or…

i remember the morning 9/11 occurred I was 11, and i was not familiar with the existence of the twin towers, so i went on “Keyhole Earthviewer 3D” (Google Earth before Google bought it) to have a look, and the satellite photo had already updated and all you could see was smoke