once when i was 10 a teacher put me and another computery kid, mark, in charge of helping other kids change their passwords. it was literally “type your new password and press enter” but mark insisted on us pressing enter. wanted the other kids to think it was more complicated

i was like “yeah just type your new password and press enter” and mark got mad and went SSSHHHH. it was real funny

anyway i think of that whenever a recalcitrant or insecure programmer barfs jargon like an octopus inking